The Slickest Tool In Your Box

Premium silicone zipper lubricant that brings stuck zippers back to life. Boat covers, camping gear, grow tents, wetsuits — one dab and you're back in business.

Mr. Zippie — the friendly tradesman mascot

Built For The Crew

Camping tent in the wilderness

Camping

Tent zippers that won't budge at 2am? Sleeping bag snagging on every pull? Mr. Zippie keeps your gear gliding through dust, dirt, and dawn patrol.

Boat at marina

Boating

Salt spray and sun bake destroy boat cover zippers fast. One coat of Mr. Zippie and they slide like they're still on the showroom floor.

Indoor grow tent setup

Growing

Grow tent zippers take a beating — daily cycles, humidity, constant use. Keep every tent in your room running quiet, smooth, and undetected.

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$2.99

The Test Drive

3mL trial size. Find out what you've been missing without breaking the bank.

Try It Out
$7.99

The Daily Driver

2oz bottle. Our most popular size. Perfect for keeping things smooth, wherever you need it.

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$15.99

The Bulk Buy

10oz value pack. Serious slick for serious play. Never run dry with our best value.

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How We Keep It Slick & Simple

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You Prepay

Lock in your order with upfront payment. No surprises, just smooth transactions.

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We Bulk Order

Your prepay helps us order in bulk, passing massive savings directly to you.

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Get Your Zippie

Once our order fills, your premium lube ships right to your door. Easy peasy.

Why Nothing Else Comes Close

Zips Through The Elements

Rain, dust, salt, mud — doesn't matter. Mr. Zippie was born for the outdoors.

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Marine Tough

Boat covers, biminis, sail bags. Built for water, won't wash out.

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Grow Room Ready

Tent zippers glide smooth. Quiet operation for the daily cycle grind.

Food-Grade Safe

Pure silicone formula. Safe on gear, safe on hands, no harsh chemicals.

What The Crew Says

"Three tents, two sleeping bags, one bottle. Best camping investment I've made. Those 2am bathroom runs just got way quieter."

— Jess, Backcountry Guide

"My boat cover zipper was totally seized after last season. Mr. Zippie had it gliding in 30 seconds. Better than anything at the marina store."

— Dale, Lake Michigan

"I run 6 tents on a daily cycle. The zippers take a beating. Mr. Zippie keeps everything running smooth and silent. Game changer."

— Marcus, Indoor Cultivator

"It's like the perfect tool: reliable, effective, and gets the job done without any fuss. 10/10 would lubricate again."

— Gary, Weekend Warrior

Your Zipper Isn't Broken. It's Just Thirsty.

Premium silicone lubricant that works as hard as you do. Starting at $2.99.

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